oh my god

crap

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:51:28 GMT

hello livejournal,

this will more than likely be my last entry from iraq (of what, 2?).. because getting to this page from here is seriously just too much of a pain in the ass.. .. i have such a limited view of what a rational person might call the internet out here.. .. but hey, at least there's electric lights.

i'm good.. i'll be home soon.. i can't wait to shave my balls.. .. seriously, can not freakin wait.. .. oh, the forest. .. there's all kinds of other things that i can't wait to do and people i miss, don't get me wrong,.. but the nuts are right up there.

basically i just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas.. .. because i've done a total shit job of keeping in contact, and you all most know that i'm thinking of someone and since i haven't really been in communication with you than it must have been someone else.. .. the only thing is that i've been out of communication entirely, so of course i'm thinking of all of you.. .. i hope you're well.. .. this should prove to be my last christmas really far away.. .. i hate not getting drunk on the holidays with friends, that's what they're made for.

xoxo

hey there....

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:58:25 GMT

so,.. without being very specific i just wanted to chime in and say that i am alive and well,.. although bored as snot.. .. it will start raining any day now which will be weird seeing as how i've gone weeks without a single cloud in the sky..

you would think that i would be able to think of more things to say here.. .. and, well.. .. i don't really have them.. .. i had, for a very long time, lost my list of addresses of people due letters.. .. but, as of about two days ago, that list is salvaged,.. .. so ya'll can expect some postings from iraq here, soon.. .. .. .. the aussies have some strange vehicles.. .. i have pictures, and at some point in the future might even be able to post a few.. .. but not tonight.. ..

hmm.. .. i think that's about all i've got for this month.. .. happy halloween, kids.. miss ya

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:47:42 GMT

okay livejournal, here's the deal... i'm going away for a few months.. .. pretty soonish now,.. and i don't know that i'll really be able to update much at all.. .. and if i can then i am sure i would need to be even more vague than i usually am.. .. so i probably won't really, anyhow.. .. there's precious little time for you to get the info in to me, but if you want me to write or email please give me an address.. .. i promise at least some form of correspondence for anyone who gets their info in on time..

other than that.. .. things have been good.. .. just hectic as usual,.. .. except maybe a little more hectic lately.. .. have had a lot to do.. .. still have a lot to do.. .. need to finish packing my apartment.. i start moving it in 8 hours and all i want to do right now is sleep.. .. .. speaking of my apartment.. .. i think my thermostat is haunted.. .. it's very hot in here.

just for the record.. .. seriously don't worry about me going wherever it is that i might or mightn't be going.. .. i'm not all that worried about it.. .. and well, if i'm cool,.. then so, too, should you be.. ..

other than that,.. i'll see you guys next year.

muniz out.

happy birthday, indeed!!

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:40:08 GMT

too busy to write right now because i'm at work and it's just me and sgt fucknugget.. .. but i thought i should at least wish myself a happy birthday for all the world to see.. .. and it's been pretty good.. i'll write about it later.. ..

xoxoxoxo

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:19:10 GMT

ok.. .. just thought everyone would like to know that as of about 3 this morning i got the matter of the poop straightened out.. .. things are (mostly) back to normal.. .. the return of solid food will happen very shortly (although i have to admit i am a little nervous about this prospect) .. .. other than that.. .. i am weak, dehydrated, starving, sick (it's either strep throat, or mono, seems to be the conclusion.. awaiting lab results there), losing my voice, and quite a bit sleepy.. .. on that note i am going to sit around and watch my living quarters become more and more delapatated.... i just wanted to report that i pooped,.. and it was joyous.. .. and my stomach has been gurgle gargling all day since.. .. love

so...

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:54:16 GMT

so i wanted to wait until i got home from my excursion to kalamazoo, mi to post about it.. .. and then i got home and i had terrible anomolies with my throat.. .. so then i decided to wait until that had passed and i had a bit more energy and gusto.. .. well, i still don't,.. and it still hasn't.. but this latest development is by far the funnest.. ..

i can't poop.. .. and i was waiting for the guy to call and clear me to go to the ER before i could go.. but he just called.. .. and so now im going.. ..

you would think it is not ER material.. .. but i was already at the doctors today.. .. and at first it hurt so bad he thought it was the appendix.. .. and it wasn't.. .. and now,.. .. 9 fiber caps and a butt stick later and i still can't poop.. .. .. i hope my poop pockets don't explode.. .. ick ick ick..

so anyway.. .. going there now.. .. thought i'd share my delightful bowel stories with the entire world..

all my love
jason

dear kalamazoo

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:05:00 GMT

capture the flag

you know the drill,.. (or at least, by now you should) .... tomorrow (monday) night.. 10pm .. burdick st mall .. all the same old rules.. if you have, for some odd reason, never played, it's easy.. come down, we'll explain it,.. you'll have buttloads of fun..

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:09:19 GMT

is that really the last post i left before a giant hiatus?! boohoo whaa and a snarf to that.. .. sheesh what a whiny bitch, i mean really.. .. anyway.. .. there'll be more soon.. .. or soonish.. .. or not so soon at all.. but eventually..

xoxoxo

fuck

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:35:12 GMT

i think it's quite possible that i've never felt lonelier in my entire life than i do right now.. i just don't want to be by myself.. .. it's been an awful day.. and now it's 630 in the morning on a sunday and i just want a friend that i could call up at 630 on a sunday and say please please please come over.. .. we don't have to talk.. just sit and watch cartoons with me.. .. anything.. .. and i don't have that here..

i miss lauren.. .. lauren would tell me to come over and she would sit there and try to wake up and make me play some silly video game with her.. .. .. that's what i need.. i need a video game.. .. and a lesbian friend to put the smackdown on..

this entry is so boohoo that i almost don't want to put it up.. .. but it's where i'm at, damnit.. .. im sitting here,.. and im exhausted.. .. and i'm trying so so hard not to cry.. and i know i couldn't possibly fall asleep.. and i'm wondering why i walked away from everyone that ever mattered to me.

and i don't want you, dear reader, to get the wrong idea.. .. i'm fine.. .. this will not be a lasting issue as they never are with me, are they? but fuck, man,.. i'd give anything for a normal life right now.

PS..

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:04:47 GMT

lisa, i will call you very soon with details.. i promise *superdoubleknotpinkyswear*

(can't wait)
xo

red and blue

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:02:09 GMT

it's entirely too late for have to be at work in two hours and i got stopped by the cops tonight for venting a little anger and i got searched and i got field tested to find my nose only he found my nose for me and it was freezing and he was actually pretty cool and we drove and drove and drove and i just went with my gut and sure enough if you go that way long enough you end up back where you started (or at least wanted to be)

and i just wanted to say that my friends here are pretty great,.. .. more than just people to pass the time with.. and as much as ive felt ive been without a home for years i would almost say that this place is getting to feel more and more like a home every day,.. and it's too bad that i promised myself that this would never be home.. .. not ever.. and it's too bad that i already know that it's going to break my heart just a little to leave..

and liz came to visit last week,... and already i'm back in my own world, trying to find the time to reach out to her and say where i'm at.. .. to pick up the phone and really put myself out there.. .. and already i recognize the pattern,.. and it's not the friend that i want to be,.. and it's not the friend that i need to be.. .. and it's not the friend that you deserve.. but i will do it.. .. and i wish i could have talked the other night.. .. but i was caught not knowing what to say.. .. and i still don't,.. but i'd like the chance.. .. and i know you never read this (or do you?)

so it's late and i should sleep because in a few hours i have to bury someone.. .. and well, i know that when it's my turn i wouldn't want someone doing a half assed job because they were too busy doing nothing than to take the time to care about paying my respects.. .. i would get out of my coffin and kick that mother fucker's ass.

goodnight..
kiss kiss...

on another note!

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:06:39 GMT

the kalamazoo kids posted an entry about capture the flag.. .. i'm so excited.. .. even if it was about how nobody has been there the past couple of weeks.. .. it'd better be back by the time i am home.. .. because i can't wait..

weird how it's spread to warrensburg, mo.. .. started a brand new chapter.. .. except here it's sunday nights at 9.. .. and often it's kick the can due to manning.. .. but, you know,.. whatev

jcm

on and on

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:58:31 GMT

i get so confused about the status of things here.... i have some pretty good friends here but i know that we'll lose touch.. .. it's the nature of myself.. .. at least myself and relationships.. . .. and it seems to be doubly so when i know that this is all so temporary.. .. and yet, it hasn't been nearly temporary enough..

i can't wait to move forward.. .. i can't wait to deploy,.. i honestly can't,.. just for the change of pace.. .. and then i can't wait to get out right around the corner from that.. .. less than a year now, tick tick tick.. to get on with my life.. .. i think the reason that i could never stay, no matter how much they try to convince me otherwise, the reason i could never stay is quite simply because i never incorporated it really as a part of my life.. .. as in, part of the 'getting on with my life' business.. .. it's just something that i have to go through on my way to somewhere else.. but not anywhere that i'm interested in staying.. .. and i haven't really felt whole since i got here.. .. always kind of a shell of something more waiting for that chance to .... to something..

and that's the scary thing.. .. i remember that i told myself that i would never let the military break me.. .. that i wouldn't let it turn me into one of those scary mindless zombies that you all know.. .. and for the most part it hasn't.. .. i wasn't going to let it change who i was.. .. except as more and more time goes by i can't really remember who, exactly, that person was.. .. and it's not that i'm interested in going back to that.. .. because where's the growth in that, really? it's just that all i can seem to remember was feeling lost.. for so very long.. and don't get me wrong.. .. i know there was a lot of good stuff,.. but .. well, i was thinking the other day, something i like to try to imagine, is where the me that didn't join the armed services would be.. .. where would that guy be today? and i keep coming back to a simple truth? would that guy be today, at all? i mean, i think i was on the verge of some sort of breaking point.. .. not really suicidal or anything, but i think very close to losing myself to a place that i could never have recovered from.. .. and maybe i'm wrong.. .. maybe that guy would be doing great and is so happy that he didn't make the split second rash decision to go and talk to the recruiter that i did.. .. but i do know that that wasn't a chance that i was willing to take.

i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1.6180339887498948482045868343656381177203...

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:18:38 GMT

people keep reading my myspace blog even though i haven't actually updated it in months (except to include a link to here).. .. and well, .. it's starting to creep me out a little. .. maybe the little number just goes up on it's own.. maybe there's some myspace blog bots out there that just float about and leave phantom page views on there.. .. i don't know.. ..

im tired and i should stay up because i have to work the overnight tomorrow night.. .. but i'm not going to do that,.. because i am shortsighted. ..

hung out with someone today whom i've missed a great deal.. .. so that was good.. ..

need to get my shit together on this florida plan.. .. everyone here drags their feet about everything, though, if it isn't 'mission oriented'.. .. driving me freakin crazy.

had a good talk with liz last night.... miss that girl..

had some clickity clack with ashley tonight.... miss that girl, too..

spoke with lee today.. god i miss everybody..

this is the most boring post ever.. ..

i have pills, to make me poop like a normal person.. and to make my stomach not constantly ache.. .. and it's early yet to say for sure whether they work or not.. .. except every few days i'll get the weird stomach pain.. .. or else the liquid poop or the cottage cheese poop or the stinky green solid poop and think to myself 'fucking pills aren't working'.... and then i'll think to myself 'wait,.. i think i forgot to take one today'.. .. .. so maybe they are working?

maybe someday i will pose naked with a red balloon.. .. and we can have comparison picture day.. .. .. we'll see if i can find that motivation.

okay, admit it...

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:44:10 GMT

seriously though, am i the only one who occasionally will pull up the stats on photos posted to other people's journals to see where they are hosted and then go snooping around at the rest of the pics there? am i the only one?!! because somehow i doubt it.. ..

does kind of make one think that they should lock up their photobucket accounts.. .. but then, that's not really fair of me to do,.. .. since i go snooping in the first place.. .. at least if i allow my own to be snooped, then all is fair.. ..

anyway,.. just thought that i would ask.

storytime...

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:14:00 GMT

so i know i said that i would occasionally update with stories and whatnot.. .. and have thus far only submitted one.. .... so here, then is another one,.. which i only just typed up and is about as raw as it gets,.. and im pretty sure it could use a little beefing up, but that will have to come another time,.. as i am exhausted.. .. anyway, let me know what you think.... good, bad or otherwise.. ..

He sat there, staring at the blank sheet of paper, waiting for the words in his head to sort themselves out. He knew the story well, for he had conceptualized it years before, but the time had never been right. Today was different, though. Everything had changed.

As he began to put the words down he also reflected heavily on the day’s events. Everything had begun as normal. He awoke to no alarm, as he loathed waking in any other way. He sat, in his robe, in the kitchen, smoking a cigarette whilst waiting for the coffee to brew. He had read the paper, today’s paper.

When at last the time came he bathed and dressed, climbed into his car, and drove to the hospital to make his appointment. The results would be in today. The sinking feeling in his stomach intensified.

As he waited in the room where so many condemned before him had so patiently awaited their fate, he thought of all of the things that he might like to do. He thought also of all of the things that he had already done. Eventually he was called in to see the doctor, a younger man of Indian descent.

The prognosis was terminal, it was as he had feared. And as the little Indian man stood there telling him not to lose hope, telling him about all of the options available, he could not help but think that it was all so irrelevant. He already felt himself turning numb.

After leaving the office the man wandered the hospital for quite some time. He hated the smell, and he hated the sounds. He noted the exhausted looks on the faces of so many visitors, and came firmly to the conclusion that he was not going to die like that.

On his way home he stopped at the hunting store in town and purchased some bullets. He wondered if his family would understand, if his children would understand. He did not want to endure the fate of looking, in the eye, every person that he knew as he revealed his destiny. He did not want to suffer the torment of the pity reserved for dying men.

He loaded his pistol and placed it beside the Underwood. He put a sheet of paper in the machine and sat for a moment. Then, as the words came to him, he began to type:

He sat there, staring at the blank sheet of paper, waiting for the words in his head to sort themselves out...

it's growing...

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:21:52 GMT

tonight was the second game of kick the can.. .. this time around we almost had enough people for capture the flag and three people didn't even show because of crazy horrendous military schedules but we can totally count on them next week.. .. not to mention that i know from past experience that i can expect a certain amount of exponential growth because, well, it's just that fun.. and already the same thing is happening with the cops where they started out last week just a little confused and this week are totally accepting that some kids just want to play a game and they should just leave us alone.. .. which is cool.. ..

oh oh oh .. .. and unlike last week when i had to tweeze three very pleasant ticks out of one very unpleasant part of my body.. .. there were no ticks today.. .. i think i tied off properly for once.. .. so woot on that.. ..

oh and winter passing finally came out on dvd and since i've been waiting x times forever to see that movie and rented it tonight i am going to go and watch that now (i have a secret crush on zooey daschenal (sp)) (the secret is totally out of the bag!) (she's famous, don't hate, haters)

all my love...

woot

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:56:58 GMT

found out today that i will be in lovely tyndall afb, FL july 15-21 for some kind of training excersise.. i think that this particular training may be some kind of super busy field training excersise deal, not really sure, but i will look into it.. .. but if it is, for any reason, not the super busy type of thing that i think it might be,.. then man, i would surely love to pick up a car down there and drive to visit anyone i might happen to know in the around two hour driving vacinity of tyndall afb, .... if only i knew someone in the area.... if only if only if only..

in other news i found out today on a somewhat probable level the exact location of where i might be going on vacation for a few months toward the end of this year.. .. it'll be tons of fun.

well freakin finally..

Mon, 29 May 2006 06:33:07 GMT

it took me two years here in this hell to gather just the right crowd.. but that crowd was tonight.. .. we played kick the can.. and it was hella fun.. .. not enough people for capture the flag yet,.. but as the kick the can crowd grows (and it will), we can always morph the game.. .. (and we will).. .. knob noster capture the flag,.. coming, summer 2006..

procrastination

Fri, 26 May 2006 16:35:52 GMT

.... so i've been wanting to leave an update all week, really, and have pretty much been up all night every single day this week,.. so i could have updated were it in me to actually find the motivation.. .. instead i choose to sit here and update when i have somewhere to be in 30 min and have at least an hours worth of things to do already before i go there,.. .. why do i do this to myself?

this week i dropped a 40 megaton friendkiller on a perfectly good friendship,.. i'm not sure how to feel about that.. .. in a way i feel like it was not the right thing to do.. like i lost a really good friend in the transaction.. .. but on the other hand not only did the reaction help me to see how wrong i was about our friendship, but it made me feel better, too.. .. .. so yeah, that's all i can say about that right now.. such is life.

i'm going camping tonite.. .. it's been pretty warm lately, so it should be good.. .. i wish that it were michigan, though, and not missouri.. .. because unlike in michigan, here you can actually drive for three hours straight and still never find a single swimable lake.. and i would very much like a lake to swim in.. i don't care if it is still freezing.

uhm.. this entry is boring.. and i think the only thing that i actually wanted to talk about i left pretty vague.. .. such is life? no, not really.. because ive been working on trying not to be so vague and to actually express myself and to not worry about what people think/feel.. .. because seriously if someone can't handle it then fuckem.. shouldn't be reading anyway.. .. however, since i am pressed for time,.. maybe that is the simple source of my vagueness.. .. and not, therefore, edited for content.. and on that note, i should go and do my things. .. yes

xo

Sun, 21 May 2006 09:14:28 GMT

eek!

Sat, 13 May 2006 18:10:32 GMT

my userpic is mysteriously just gone this morning.. not loading, whatever,.. and i hope it is only a temporary problem hopehopehope.. .. because i don't have it backed up anywhere (at least i don't think i do.. and god, if i do, i wouldn't even begin to know where to look for anonymous naked little balloon boys on my hdd)..

i wonder if i was censored by the man? the man

i might flip-flop on this one but...

Wed, 10 May 2006 08:41:21 GMT

i'm sick of being the president of your unfanclub.

i'm tired of hating you.. we're practically strangers,.. and how do you hate a stranger? we have similar interests,.. we have the same friends, similar political views, ideals.... and you once told me that i was one of the only people you trusted your girlfriend with,.. even if you did make a play at mine the moment i was gone.... that's the past, isn't it?

i guess, here's what i have to say on the matter before i'm done.... and i know everyone knows who i'm talking to, even if i won't say your name, that's the best i can do for your privacy rights.. .. because who knows.. .. but here's what i've got.. .. here's the charges..

betrayal ... i always felt betrayed by the shit that went down over the matter of that $40.... because i always knew that i was setup to take the fall on that one.. .. and i always knew it was you.. .. and you meant so much to me at the time.. .. but the thing that really hurt about that was how many people i lost over it who i thought knew me better.. and the truth is is that a lot of that is my fault for not taking fault with those people, because they should have known better.. .. and my fault for projecting the persona of someone who could have been capable of doing that. even if you were the instigator,.. the instigator is only partly to blame usually..

and why did you have to go after sara when i left? and why did you have to say those things to her? .. if it was a tactical play then i can kind of understand that, although i do feel it was below the belt.. .. and if it wasn't tactical, then it was just mean.... but seriously, nobody's perfect i suppose.

where did it start? did it start with that botched botanical transaction? i think that's probably it.. .. was there some kind of shame/guilt assosicated with that that grew into some sort of resentment from you? because i was over it.. but that's the nearest that i can figure for you writing me off.. i included you, four years ago, in my first friends' list,.. and i said nice things,.. and i meant them at the time.. .. i was glad to have you around..

i think that's basically it.. .. those things are the root of all of my anger toward you,.. and while i may not have resolved necessarily any of them, i am ready to move on.. .. seriously, though,.. i don't have the patience for them... and if i continue to keep this imaginary line in the sand all i am going to do is further isolate innocent bystanders which is all i've managed to do in the past three years anyway,.. make people feel awkward who can understand my point of view, but aren't going to pick sides, and aren't going to make my battles their own.. and i can understand that, i wouldn't either.. .. and i don't want to isolate my friends, .. and i don't want to lose other people to that other side of my imaginary line.. and i don't want the anger.. ..

so, for what it's worth, i won't say that i'm sorry about it, .. because really i'm not.. . but i can tell you that you don't have to worry about watching your back anymore,.. at least not from me.. .. and to the people that i have isolated,.. well, i am sorry about that.

uhg,.. i don't know what the bottom line message that i'm trying to convey here is.. .. this still seems so much more hostile than i wanted it to be.. .. i'm not saying that i want to get drunk and fall asleep on your couch or anything,.. just that i don't hate you.. .. basically we have too much in common for that.

i could have done a better job with this whole thing.

scrambled answers!!

Tue, 09 May 2006 07:31:55 GMT

okay, well.. the thing is is that i can't outright answer my own survey (not that i expect many of you will, either).. but i can't do it because some of the answers mightn't make my employers very happy.. so what i've opted to do, rather than leave anything out, is submit various answer forms, and hope that those of you who know what's up, know what's up.

the wayside west version
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 21.
have you ever engaged in anal sex? no.
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? no.
how many times a week do you masturbate? 10.
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? no.
how many one night stands have you had? 0.
how many lovers have you had? 3.
have you ever been sexually assaulted? no.
have you ever had an abortion? no.
have you ever had an std? no.
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? no.
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around? a year.
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? no.
have you ever been cheated on? no.
have you ever cheated on someone? no.
have you ever been the other man/woman? no.
do you believe in god, seriously? yes.
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason? yes.
what reason? rules of engagement.
have you ever done cocaine? no.
have you ever done heroine? no.
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music? i've always listened to good music.
have you ever been in jail? no.
have you ever contemplated suicide? no.
how many important people in your life have died? 3
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? nope.
if you could take just one person? nobody, i wouldn't go.
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them? 100.
have you ever stolen from an employer? no.
have you ever stolen from a friend? no.
do you drink and drive? no.
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? no.
have you ever been in a fight? yes.
did you get the shit beaten out of you? no.
would you ever consider adopting? yes.
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? no.
how long has it been since you've cried? one month.
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)? truck.
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral? 100.
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? no.
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? no.

the campus point mall version
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 15.
have you ever engaged in anal sex? yes.
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? yes.
how many times a week do you masturbate? too many to count.
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? yes.
how many one night stands have you had? 11.
how many lovers have you had? 34.
have you ever been sexually assaulted? nope.
have you ever had an abortion? no, but i've been involved in one.
have you ever had an std? nope.
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? yes.
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around? about three hours.
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? yes!
have you ever been cheated on? no
have you ever cheated on someone? no
have you ever been the other man/woman? yes
do you believe in god, seriously? no
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason? yes
what reason? hate
have you ever done cocaine? no
have you ever done heroine? no
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music? fifth grade
have you ever been in jail? yes
have you ever contemplated suicide? yes
how many important people in your life have died? 4
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? yes
if you could take just one person? ford prefect.
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them? 50
have you ever stolen from an employer? yes
have you ever stolen from a friend? yes
do you drink and drive? all the time
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? yes
have you ever been in a fight? yes
did you get the shit beaten out of you? sure did
would you ever consider adopting? no
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? no
how long has it been since you've cried? i don't cry
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)? id rather live forever
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral? 15
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? yes
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? yes

the dairy queen version
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 19
have you ever engaged in anal sex? no
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? yes
how many times a week do you masturbate? too many
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? no
how many one night stands have you had? 6
how many lovers have you had? 19
have you ever been sexually assaulted? no
have you ever had an abortion? no
have you ever had an std? no
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? yes, unless i was really in love with someone else.. like really really.
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around?i might stick around forever, who knows?
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? no.
have you ever been cheated on?sort of.
have you ever cheated on someone?sort of.
have you ever been the other man/woman?again, sort of.
do you believe in god, seriously?not exactly.
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason?yes.
what reason?nothing else worked.
have you ever done cocaine?yes.
have you ever done heroine?yes.
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music?in your car.
have you ever been in jail? yes.
have you ever contemplated suicide? yes.
how many important people in your life have died? none.
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? yes
if you could take just one person? brian
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them?depends on the age, but just one young enough, and they had better do something special with their life.
have you ever stolen from an employer? yes
have you ever stolen from a friend? no
do you drink and drive? i try not to. sometimes i do though.
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? no
have you ever been in a fight? yes
did you get the shit beaten out of you? which time?
would you ever consider adopting? yes
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? yes
how long has it been since you've cried? three years.
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)? truck
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral? it's hard to say, really. i'm not sure who would come anymore.
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? no
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? yes.

the fourth coast version
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 16
have you ever engaged in anal sex? no
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? yes
how many times a week do you masturbate? too many
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? yes
how many one night stands have you had? 10
how many lovers have you had? 17
have you ever been sexually assaulted? no
have you ever had an abortion? no
have you ever had an std? no
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? probably.
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around? for the right person, i would stay forever.
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? i don't have a significant other.
have you ever been cheated on? sort of.
have you ever cheated on someone? sort of.
have you ever been the other man/woman? yes, although once i didn't know it.
do you believe in god, seriously? not exactly.
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason? yes.
what reason? end of suffering.
have you ever done cocaine? yes
have you ever done heroine? no
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music? middle schoolish
have you ever been in jail? yes
have you ever contemplated suicide? yes
how many important people in your life have died? don't want to think about it right now.
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? but of course
if you could take just one person? liz
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them? just one.
have you ever stolen from an employer? yes
have you ever stolen from a friend? no
do you drink and drive? i try not to.
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? cut myself on purpose, but that wasn't the reason.
have you ever been in a fight? yes.
did you get the shit beaten out of you? which time?
would you ever consider adopting? yes.
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? yes.
how long has it been since you've cried? two years.
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)? cancer.
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral? it's hard to say.
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? no.
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? yes.

the bill knapps version
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 22
have you ever engaged in anal sex? that's disgusting
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? sometimes.
how many times a week do you masturbate? about 50
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? never.
how many one night stands have you had? seven
how many lovers have you had? 19, is that a high percentage?
have you ever been sexually assaulted? no
have you ever had an abortion? no but my girlfriend has
have you ever had an std? no
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? of course, i think most people would.
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around? it's hard to say.
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? i probably would, depends on the situation, i guess.
have you ever been cheated on? yes.
have you ever cheated on someone? no.
have you ever been the other man/woman? yes, but i didn't know it.
do you believe in god, seriously? not really.
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason? yes.
what reason? for my country.
have you ever done cocaine? never.
have you ever done heroine? again, never.
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music? i still listen to a lot of crap.
have you ever been in jail? no
have you ever contemplated suicide? no
how many important people in your life have died? define 'important'
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? yes.
if you could take just one person? i would go alone.
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them? 6 billion
have you ever stolen from an employer? no
have you ever stolen from a friend? no
do you drink and drive? sure don't.
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? don't be ridiculous.
have you ever been in a fight? sure
did you get the shit beaten out of you? it got broken up.
would you ever consider adopting? sure.
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? i don't think so.
how long has it been since you've cried? probably about a month.
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)?instant death, please.
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral?if i die in the apocalypse, none.
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? nope
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? walking down the street, but not face to face.

the lafeyette tap room set.
how old were you when you lost your viginity? 15
have you ever engaged in anal sex? all the time
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate? love it.
how many times a week do you masturbate? more than you can possibly imagine.
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex? nope
how many one night stands have you had? not sure.
how many lovers have you had? around 30.
have you ever been sexually assaulted? no
have you ever had an abortion? my girlfriend has
have you ever had an std? no
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out? sure
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around? that's a tough one
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else? what?
have you ever been cheated on? yes
have you ever cheated on someone? no
have you ever been the other man/woman? no
do you believe in god, seriously? yes
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason? no
what reason? i wouldn't
have you ever done cocaine? yes
have you ever done heroine? yes
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music? thank you nirvana
have you ever been in jail? i did not pass go, i did not collect $200
have you ever contemplated suicide? not very seriously
how many important people in your life have died? maybe six
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now? i don't think i would
if you could take just one person? nickol
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them? ten?
have you ever stolen from an employer? just miejer
have you ever stolen from a friend? he only thought we were friends.
do you drink and drive? not lately
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'? yes
have you ever been in a fight? yes
did you get the shit beaten out of you? sure did
would you ever consider adopting? maybe
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)? yes
how long has it been since you've cried? too long.. not sure
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)? the truck
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral? maybe 100?
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma? yes.
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist? yes

not for the weak of heart...

Tue, 09 May 2006 06:39:48 GMT

how old were you when you lost your viginity?
have you ever engaged in anal sex?
do you enjoy orally pleasuring your mate?
how many times a week do you masturbate?
have you ever experimented with a member of the same sex?
how many one night stands have you had?
how many lovers have you had?
have you ever been sexually assaulted?
have you ever had an abortion?
have you ever had an std?
would you have sex for a decent amount of money (not a fortune), if nobody else ever found out?
if your significant other became a quadripalegic, how long do you think you would stick around?
would you leave your significant other for a particular someone else?
have you ever been cheated on?
have you ever cheated on someone?
have you ever been the other man/woman?
do you believe in god, seriously?
would you ever kill somebody, for any reason?
what reason?
have you ever done cocaine?
have you ever done heroine?
when did you stop listening to crap and start listening to good music?
have you ever been in jail?
have you ever contemplated suicide?
how many important people in your life have died?
if aliens landed in your back yard offering the universe, but you could never ever come back and you had to leave right now?
if you could take just one person?
roughly how many strangers lives would need to be in jeopardy for you to be willing to die to save them?
have you ever stolen from an employer?
have you ever stolen from a friend?
do you drink and drive?
have you ever cut yourself 'just to feel something'?
have you ever been in a fight?
did you get the shit beaten out of you?
would you ever consider adopting?
have you ever been certain you were going to die (immediately)?
how long has it been since you've cried?
would you rather be hit by a truck out of nowhere with no pain or be diagnosed with cancer and one month to live (in pain)?
if you died tomorrow roughly how many people do you think would attend your funeral?
have you ever been so broke that you donated blood/plasma?
have you ever seen a psychiatrist/psychologist?